Today's peeves

[bunrab]

Dear Composer:

What is it with changing clefs in the middle of a freakin' line?? I can cope with your absurd choice of key signature; I deal with your changes of time signature every few measures; but keep the music to one clef per part, dammit! If you weren't dead, I'd kick you in the shins.

Sincerely,
Kelly


Dear Publisher:

I like reading a book to be an adventure in literature, not an exercise in proofreading. If you do not hire a copy editor, I will hunt you down and kick you in the shins.

Truly,
Kelly


Dear #1 Cat:

Stop eating my yarn.

Love,
Human #2

Comments

[landley.livejournal.com]

Did you kick the cat in the shins?

[bunrab.livejournal.com]

Even if I could manage to clearly define a cat's shins, I probably wouldn't kick a 20-year old cat.