Words go past my eyes all day

and now they go past yours via Twitter:

• 00:47 @EmperorNorton not the only one not watching the Oscars #
• 00:50 @bunrab will have 84 followers in 30 days according to TwitterCounter: twittercounter.com/bunrab&p=30 #
• 00:51 @bunrab gained 50 followers in 133 days and 1 since yesterday: twittercounter.com/bunrab #
• 00:54 Amazon status: 207 Reviews New Reviewer Rank: 738 - Total Helpful Votes: 2,678 of 2,926
  Classic Reviewer Rank: 897. #
• 00:55 Speaking of Amazon, check out my reviewer profile here: tinyurl.com/aj5clp #
• 01:09 Oooh, tea drinkers, check out the Tea Review Blog! www.teareviewblog.com/ #
• 01:09 OK, that's enough commercial twittering for one stretch - probably more than enough. You all are wondering what zombie replaced Kelly #
• 01:14 @EmperorNorton Do you drink Blenheim? #
• 01:22 @EmperorNorton You can order Blenheim online. It's much less sweet than the Jamaican stuff. Know what I miss? Schweppes dry ginger beer #
• 01:40 @CaviaPorcell Japanese little crocheted stuffed animals, with huge heads and sometimes fantasy features #
• 01:42 @CaviaPorcell No, Carver did NOT invent peanut butter-the source I read was very specific on that; he invented many things but not p-butter #
• 11:36 reason 11 to like print newspapers: can do the crossword puzzle anywhere. #
• 12:28 upside of having to go to doctor too often: @TraderJoes is right across the street #
• 13:17 clues without puzzles: a short relaxation period is better than nothing (4,1.4). Speaking of nothing, what's the fuss? (4,3) #
• 13:18 more clues without puzzles: a dogged oath - colorful, yet sounds like it's empty (5,3,3,5) #
• 13:49 we have acquired candied ginger and dried fruit and nuts, oh, and some real food too #
• 13:50 and maybe a few dark-chocolate-covered things... #
• 13:52 trader joes has far too many dark-chocolate-covered things. We passed, however, on the chocolate chipotle hazelnuts. #

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