Here's what it says on Central Market's brown paper bags:

[bunrab]

"I am a brown paper bag. More than likely, I'll end up under your kitchen sink with a few of my friends. I might get cut up and wrapped around an old textbook. Or just stuck under something messy. It would be nice if someone made me into a kite. I'd like to be a kite. But whatever happens, I will never forget the day I carried groceries home from Central Market."

Comments

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

Don't anthropomorphicize inanimate objects. They hate that.