Mwah ha ha ha - sort of a meme

[bunrab]

from angevin2, The Real Meyers Briggs Personality Types. I usually test out as an ENTJ, if I'm awake and in a good mood (though at various times I have tested out as almost every combination there is.)

ENTJ: The Evil Overlord

The ENTJ is best characterized by his charisma, his ability to grasp complex situations and to think flexibly and creatively, his keen and active intelligence, and his overwhelming desire to crush the world beneath his boot. ENTJs are naturally outgoing and love the company of other people, particulalry minions, henchmen, slaves, and the others they rule with ruthless efficiency.

ENTJs usually die at the hand of secret government agents in a fiery cataclysm that destroys their entire underground fortress. Often, Evil Overlords will have a secret clone whose implanted memories contain all the knowledge and ambition of the original, stored in cryonic suspension in a safe location. The clone will appear in a sequel.

RECREATION: ENTJs enjoy spending their leisure time in groups, seeking out the company of others with whom they can exchange strategies and ideas, and test their mind control rays. They also enjoy competitive games which challenge them intellectually, such as chess, go, and "tell me where the missiles are or I'll open the pirhana cage and the girl dies."

COMPATIBILITY: Ideal companions include ENTPs, whose inventive natures often most useful; and ESTJs, who make excellent henchmen once the neural realignment is complete. ENTJs often employ the services of ISTJs but don't usually make good romantic partners with them. Under no circumstances should an ESTJ ever date an ENFJ; no good can come of it.

Famous ESTJs include Ming the Merciless, John Bigboote, and Charles Montgomery Burns.

Comments

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

ha. I'm an INTx, and I *do* know what Fermat wrote in the margins of his book: "I have the proof for this, but I don't have the room to write it out here."

I also spend inordinate amounts of time trying to figure out how to wire up farkles to my motorcycle. Not quite twin .50s behind the headlights of an Aston Martin, but close enough. :-)

[bunrab.livejournal.com]

I think almost everybody I know, knows what Fermat wrote. Not Cindy-the-Librarian and Sally-in-New-York, but pretty much everybody else. I guess I collect intellectually-gifted minions :D

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

yeah, it's almost as famous as the story surrounding Samuel Taylor Coleridge's unfinished poem, "Kublai Khan". It was inspired by an opium dream. He wrote the very beginning of it down, and then was interrupted by "a person from Porlock, who had come on business," and, like any person inspired to artistic greatness by drugs, forgot the rest of it. And thus was born the English phrase.

[squirrel-magnet.livejournal.com]

Tell me more of these motorcycle "farkles" of which you speak. Might they be capable of influencing or changing the attitude of adversarial drivers close to the way Aston .50s influence said adversaries? Ignition suppressor? Mind control? +12 beams of molecular bond dissolvance? If so, I might be able to find space in my R11ST fairing for such useful appurtenances.

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

alas, no.

I suppose one could wire up a cell phone jammer, but that would be dangerous and illegal. I also wonder, on a practical basis, whether a driver who's staring at his/her cellphone, baffled as to why it's not working, would be more dangerous than someone yapping on a cell phone in the first place.

*snerk*

[avanta7.livejournal.com]

ENTJs usually die at the hand of secret government agents in a fiery cataclysm that destroys their entire underground fortress.
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So much for fireproofing the secret lair, right?
I'll take this test tomorrow. Right now I'm too sleepy.