My "Yahoo" page changes news articles in mid-sentence

[bunrab]

"Tired of seeing a freeloader mooching wireless Internet, the staff of a coffeeshop set up roadblocks and opened fire..."

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[elfbiter.livejournal.com]

And I though proofreading mistakes were bad...

[stylizedboredom.livejournal.com]

It's almost like the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series. I choose "opened fire on a crowd of laptop users leading to the arrest of two barristas. Five others are wanted for questioning." Yeah I like.