bunrab | too much information, a/k/a another meme

if i were a critter, i'd be a...	inedible variety of whale
if i could live in a book, the book would be...	a time-travel or alternate-history SF novel
ditto, for a movie...	can't think of any
if i could live at any time in the future it would be...	the moment we're celebrating a change to the left in our government
my art expresses who i am by...	being given to people
my work expresses who i am by...	being articulate to a fare-thee-well
the unforgivable act(ion) is....	unforgivable for whom? by whom?
my daily pleasure ritual is...	reading the comics in the newspaper
if i could live at any time in the past it would be...	ancient Rome, assuming I were wealthy and of a noble family
my secret is...	I'm vain
one thing i want to do in the next month is...	get up to NYC for a visit
in the next year...	get just about everything unpacked
in ten years...	be alive
before i die...	stay alive
my inspiration in life comes from...	random neural firings
the thing that gets me down is...	chronic illness
my irrational fear is...	heights
giddiness is induced by...	new books by my favorite authors
i wish my partner/husband/wife would...	winterize the damn pool already
my partner/husband/wife is da bomb because....	my best friend and greatest sense of humor in the world
my relationship w/my family is...	pretty good these days
i secretly love inspirational kitten "hang in there" type photos...	as kindling for a fireplace
if no one is watching/at home, i'm likely to...	wipe my nose with my hand
one thing i want to learn to do is...	read bass clef easily
one thing you couldn't pay me to do is...	jump out of an airplane
chenille, denim, fleece, silk, or...?	chambray
comfortable clutter, or aesthetically pleasing bare shelves? (this is an "ideal world" question)	enough space that the clutter is organized
my junk drawer(s) contains....	masking tape, packing tape, clear tape, duct tape, matches, flashlights, switchplate covers, outlet covers, envelopes, old cell phone, nails, screws, hooks, more masking tape, electrical tape, flourescent light bulbs, padlocks
the last time i did something JUST for myself was...	today
the next time i'm doing something JUST for myself is...	today
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