Words go past my eyes all day

and now they go past yours via Twitter:

• 23:27 Microwave dinner comes in round bowl. Instructions begin, "Lift corner of film..." #
• 15:49 last evening's ferocious rain & wind knocked most of the rose petals off the bushes. BUT NOT ALL. #
• 16:33 an "Out of service" sign on a fire hydrant - custom fitted to lock on behind one of the caps. #
• 18:10 RT @craftysteph New Tea Review Posted: Paris Tea Blend from Harney & Sons on Tea Review Blog www.teareviewblog.com/?p=3909 #
• 18:25 is there anyone of my generation who can hear Mars from The Planets and NOT think Valentine Michael Smith at the UN? #

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