New motto for Austin

[bunrab]

or am I repeating myself? Anyway, my proposal for Austin's new motto is:
Welcome to Austin. Speed bumps in every neighborhood, or your money back!
Most of them are actually speed "pillows," the separate lumps that allow ambulances and fire trucks to straddle them entirely. And allow bikes to ride right in between the pillows.

I found the perfect thing for my med alert buttons: little rubbery circles. Place my alert symbols and words between 2, stick 'em together with the glue that's already on there, dab some superglue on the edges for additional safety, and drill a small hole in it. Voila! A small, lightweight, non-metal medical alert charm/tag/bead.

This year is now half over. Are you done with half of everything you planned to accomplish this year?

Comments

[stylizedboredom.livejournal.com]

Austin ain't got nothing on Kingsville as far as speed bumps! In Latin class, we would joke that Rome was built on seven hills and Kingsville was built on seven speed bumps. That bad.

Done with half of what I planned to accomplish? See that's the great thing about not having goals...no disappointment or sense of failure.

I am truly a waste of space, I know. Just taking up useful people's oxygen.