Dear Composer:
What is it with changing clefs in the middle of a freakin' line?? I can cope with your absurd choice of key signature; I deal with your changes of time signature every few measures; but keep the music to one clef per part, dammit! If you weren't dead, I'd kick you in the shins.
Sincerely,
Kelly
Dear Publisher:
I like reading a book to be an adventure in literature, not an exercise in proofreading. If you do not hire a copy editor, I will hunt you down and kick you in the shins.
Truly,
Kelly
Dear #1 Cat:
Stop eating my yarn.
Love,
Human #2
